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15 December 2006 @ 01:38 am
the key to being romantic  
I couldn't find a movie online to watch, so i watched The Notebook, and i learned something, if you want to say something romantic, or write something romantic, just make sure that whatever your saying doesn't make any sense and is pointless.

There is a scene in the notebook where the girl says to a guy "do you think i could have been a bird in another life? say I’m a bird." he refuses, probably cause its so stupid, so she keeps insisting "say i'm a bird" so he does, and she runs and jumps up on him and they start kissing and laughing. then she says "say you're a bird" so he says "well if you're a bird, then i'm a bird" then the have a long kiss.

What the fuck is that shit! say i'm a bird? Bitch, you are fucking crazy. what the hell is wrong with you, that doesn't even make sense. if some one started to yell at you "say i'm a bird" you would think they had lost it. but girls love this movie and shit like that, so just say something stupid. it might actually work better if you wrote it then if you tried to use it in real life.


written scenario:

Me: "say i'm a taco"
Vanessa: "What?"
Me: "say i'm a taco!"
Vanessa:"haha ok your a taco"
Me: "now say you're a taco"
Vanessa: "of course, if you're a taco, then i'm a taco"
long kiss.....

weird, but if you had the right lighting, and as long a someone kisses, it could be romantic. the taco thing is kind of weird, but it makes just as much sense as a bird. now here is what would really happen.

real life scenario:

Me:” say i'm a taco"
Vanessa:” what?"
Me:” say i'm a taco!"
Vanessa:” what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Me: "SAY I'M A TACO!"
Vanessa: "Fuck you! i'm not saying your a taco. You fucking lost it."
Me:” BITCH, SAY I'M A FUCKING TACO"
Vanessa: "FINE YOU FUCKING PRICK, YOU'RE A FUCKING TACO. YOU'RE A MOTHER FUCKING TACO. YOU HAPPY YOU CRAZY FUCK! YOU'RE A FUCKING TACO"
.....awkward silence.........

ya, it just doesn't work in real life. one part of the movie that i hate is the almost sex scene were the girl won't shut the fuck up. she just keeps talking, asking the guy what he's thinking. he's probably thinking why don't you just shut the fuck up so he can fuck you already. Do girls really ask guys what there thinking about when they have sex? that’s just stupid. the guy is thinking about sex, what the hell is the girl thinking about?

overall, the movie was pretty good.
 
 
 
ixnos on January 29th, 2007 08:48 am (UTC)
I just wanted to let you know that reading this has made Oregon just that much more bearable.
Taj Mahal: mikaeloctavius_x on March 17th, 2007 08:10 pm (UTC)
I agree with malia. I miss these types of matt-thinking explorations here.